UPDATED 10/17/07
ANIMATIONS    * 
ILLUSTRATIONS
2007

43 DAYS OF INSANITY... THE BIGGEST PROJECT I'VE EVER DONE...
11 ANIMATIONS FOR COMCAST
...TO SEE BLOOD SQUEEZED FROM A STONE... CLICK!

I TOOK SCREENSHOTS OF MY PROCESS DURING THE COMCAST PROJECT
IT'S BASICALLY A SCRAPBOOK
...TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN OF MEM'RIES... CLICK!

THE DOGS ARE IN MIDAIR, AND THE HORSE LOOKS SCARED...
IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
...TO FIGHT OR TAKE FLIGHT... CLICK!

EVER WANTED TO STALK ME? LEARN ABOUT THE REAL MANBABY BY EXPLORING...
A MAP OF THE PLACE WHERE I LIVE
...TO LEARN HOW TO FAKE PACIFIC NORTHWEST COCKTAIL CHAT... CLICK!

RAGE! RIPPLING MUSCLES! TESTICLES!
ANATOMICALLY CORRECT APE-MAN
...TO EXPERIENCE THE FURY... CLICK!

A SUITCASE FULL OF MONEY, A FEMME FATALE, AND A
DEAD DUDE IN A POOL
...TO GET YOUR SLEUTH ON... CLICK!

GIANT MUSHROOMS! CRUDE SEXUAL INNUENDO!
FRAT BOYS... LOST in the WILDERNESS
...TO READ A LITTLE COMIC... CLICK!

DEVELOPING A SHOW!
ROBOT the ROBOT
...TO LEARN ABOUT MY STRUGGLES... CLICK!

COVER ILLUSTRATION FOR A
FREE WEEKLY
...TO MARVEL AT THE INTRICATE DETAIL... CLICK!

2006

FRANCES CLARK IS BORN!
MANBABY... BABY!
...TO EXPERIENCE THE CUTENESS... CLICK!

COVER ILLUSTRATION FOR A
FREE WEEKLY
...TO LOOK AT THE FUNNY FOREIGN CLOWN-WRESTLER... CLICK!

PORTLAND UNDERGROUND FILM FESTIVAL POSTER:
PUFF!
...TO EXAMINE A CAREFULLY-RENDERED MUSHROOM CLOUD... CLICK!

"I'LL MAKE A FEATURE-LENGTH ANIMATION BY MYSELF!"
ROBOT VS. OIL, the movie!
...TO SEE THE HOPEFUL BEGINNINGS... CLICK!

THE FINEST INCOMPLETE STORYBOARD. EVER.
ROBOT VS. OIL, the comic...
...TO LAMENT THE ABORTED COMIC BOOK... CLICK!

MERRY CHRISTMAS BROTHERS! ENJOY YOUR
CHINESE DEMONS, ON DRUMS!
...TO GET ROCKED! CLICK!

BARBARIAN ATTACK! THE WIELDING OF AXES!
MONGOL INVASION WALLPAPER!
...TO WITNESS HISTORICAL INACCURACIES... CLICK!

TWO SHIPS PASSING IN THE NIGHT... NEVER TO MEET.
THE COKE COMMERCIAL THAT WASN'T
...TO SEE A WACKY VERSION OF THE UNITED NATIONS... CLICK!

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.
THE JETBLUE COMMERCIAL THAT WASN'T
...TO REVEL IN THE WHITE HOUSE'S ARCHITECTURAL BEAUTY... CLICK!

A SPAT OF ILLUSTRATIONS FOR A
FREE WEEKLY
...TO WATCH PUNK ROCKERS FIGHTING FOR FUN... CLICK!

GET HEALTHY, AMERICAN CHILDREN!
WALK/BIKE TO SCHOOL
...TO MAKE FITNESS FUN... CLICK!

2005

80'S NOSTALGIA VIDEO-GAME ART SHOW!
KARNOV
...IF YOU REMEMBER THIS CONFUSING RUSSIAN (?) GAME... CLICK!

I WROTE A SCREENPLAY ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS.
BIG GAME: CONCEPT ART
...TO VISIT THE BAAAACK-BACK-BURNER... CLICK!

CHARACTER DESIGNS FOR A SHOW KILLED BY
GREED!
...TO WEEP WITH ME OVER THIS SHOW'S UNMET POTENTIAL... CLICK!

PROTECT OUR ANIMAL SIBLINGS!
ZOO-PROTEST ART SHOW!
...TO GET RIGHTEOUS... CLICK!

A SHOW? NEXT WEEK? I'LL SEE WHAT I HAVE LYING AROUND.
MISCELLANY!
...TO SPICE UP YOUR LIFE WITH 'VARIETY'... CLICK!

NOTHING BOTHERS A COWBOY MORE THAN
GAY COWBOYS!
...TO BASK IN THEIR LOVE... CLICK!

RECORDING ARTIST MOBY APPRECIATES
BLACK HUMOR
...TO TRY TO FIND THE JOKE... CLICK!

POLITICAL POISONING! ACCUSATIONS OF A RIGGED ELECTION!
UNREST IN UKRAINE!
...TO TAKE TO THE STREETS... CLICK!

REMEMBER THE ELGANCE OF
ROLLERSKATING!
...TO LACE UP AND RIDE... CLICK!

EVERYTHING CAME SO NATURALLY... IT'S AS IF
THE GAME CHOSE ME.
...TO REMINISCE ABOUT THE OLD ARCADE GAMES... CLICK!

LOTS OF ILLUSTRATIONS FOR A
FREE WEEKLY
...TO ENJOY SOME REFRESHMENTS... CLICK!

2004

ART-BOOK CELEBRATES THE KILLING OF PIGEONS!
TONGUE-IN-CHEEK SAVAGERY!
...TO HAVE A LAUGH AT MAN'S CRUEL NATURE... CLICK!

NOTHING GOES TOGETHER QUITE LIKE
BACKPACKIN' AND BEARDS
...TO COME FLY WITH ME... CLICK!

"'TILL DEATH DO YOU PART" DOESN'T APPLY TO
ZOMBIE MARRIAGE!
...TO REFLECT ON THE AGONY OF ETERNAL HUNGER... CLICK!

TWO SELF-PORTRAITS WHERE THE ARTIST IS PORTRAYED AS A
SAD MONSTER
...TO LEARN ABOUT MY DARK SIDE... CLICK!

ADVERTISEMENTS FOR BROOKS RUNNING:
RUN, WORLD, RUN!
...TO SEE SOME FOLKS RUNNING... CLICK!

FUNNY, ENGAGING AND EASY TO DRAW:
ZOMBIES!
...TO STUDY A CROSS-SECTION OF A SHUFFLING ZOMBIE MOB... CLICK!

FREEDOM FROM POLICE OPPRESSION IS
WORTH FIGHTING FOR
...TO GET HIT BY A HAM-HANDED METAPHOR... CLICK!

IF THE MATADOR AND THE BULL JOINED FORCES, COULD THEY TAKE THE CROWD?
BULLFIGHT
...TO PONDER THE SCENARIO... CLICK!

WOULDN'T IT BE COOL TO LISTEN IN ON PEOPLE'S
INTERIOR MONOLOGUES?
...TO PEEK INSIDE THE MINDS OF AN ENTIRE FAMILY... CLICK!

FILLING THE PAGES OF MY OWN ZINE:
NEPOTISM?
...TO WRESTLE WITH THE ETHICS... CLICK!

A BUNCH OF ILLUSTRATIONS FOR
LOCAL PUBLICATIONS
...TO TASTE PORTLAND MEDIA... CLICK!

WHAT'S YOUR PASSION?
GIVING MASSAGES.
...TO LEARN HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR SPEED-DATE... CLICK!

ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THE APPROPRIATELY-NAMED
RANT MAGAZINE
...TO UNLEASH THE BEAST... CLICK!

"POTENTIAL PARALYSIS." IT JUST GOES WITH THE TERRITORY WHEN YOU'RE
SWIMMING IN OREGON
...TO FEEL THE COLD TERROR IN THE PIT OF YOUR STOMACH... CLICK!

I'VE SLAIN DRAGONS! WHY CAN'T I WIN A STUPID
T-SHIRT COMPETITION!
...TO DREAM ABOUT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN... CLICK!

SNEAKER FETISH COMMUNITY INVITES ME TO DESTROY SNEAKERS!
SNEAKER FREAKING!
...TO ASSESS THE DAMAGE... CLICK!

I FINALLY GOT TO HANG SOME WORK AT THE
COMPOUND GALLERY
...TO GET ALL UP IN THE PLACE TO BE... CLICK!

ORIGINAL IDEA ALERT:
HEAVY METAL MONTAGE
...COME ON, FEEL THE NOIZE... CLICK!

ART EXPLOSION! SOOOO MANY PIECES ON DISPLAY AT THE
NOCTURNAL GALLERY
...TO LOSE YOURSELF IN THE LABYRINTH OF MY PRODUCTIVITY... CLICK!

2003

DID A BUNCH OF ILLUSTRATIONS FOR
COZYTONE WEB-MAGAZINE
...TO LEARN SECRET GANG HAND-SIGNALS... CLICK!

IMAGINE A TEAM OF SUPER HEROES WHO WERE ALSO
MUSIC LEGENDS!
...TO BE BLINDED BY AWESOMENESS... CLICK!

ONE PIECE OF PAPER + ZERO COMPUTERS =
TWO STEPS BACK
...TO ADMIT TOTAL DEPENDANCE ON COMPUTERS... CLICK!

I'VE MADE SOME IMPORTANT DISCOVERIES IN THE LITTLE-KNOWN FIELD OF
BASKETBALL SCIENCE
...TO REVIEW MY FINDINGS... CLICK!

MY LOVE FOR BURGERS IS STRONG, BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO WIN THIS
T-SHIRT COMPETITION
...TO SIGN A PETITION TO THE JUDGES' PANEL... CLICK!

CAN TWO PEOPLE WORK TOGETHER TOWARD A COMMON GOAL?
IS COLLABORATION POSSIBLE?
...TO GRAPPLE WITH COMPLEX INTERPERSONAL ISSUES... CLICK!

FINALLY! A WHITE, SUBURBAN PERSPECTIVE ON
HIP-HOP
...TO WATCH YOUR FAVORITE RAP LYRICS COME TO LIFE... CLICK!

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MONSTERS.
I COULD TALK ABOUT MONSTERS ALL DAY.
...TO HAVE A DAY-LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT MONSTERS... CLICK!